The Claw Is Not Broken, It Is Thinking
Every claw machine on earth has a small hesitation built into it. Ours has been to therapy and is working on it, one gummy at a time.
Tokens Are Pretend And Always Will Be
There is no shop, no wallet and nothing to buy — ever. When the tokens run out you get more by playing, which is the only currency this arcade accepts.
Order Slips Are Written By A Very Serious Committee
Three sweets, in a specific order, chosen by a panel that meets nightly inside the machine. They take it extremely seriously. They are made of felt.